February 15, 2019
“Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.” Abraham Lincoln
“I never met a whiskey I didn’t like.” Paul Chiampa
“Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey.” Ernest Hemingway
“When it comes to single malts, I love all my children.” Paul Chiampa
“Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey and a dog to eat the rare steak.” Johnny Carson
“You can’t have just one.” Paul Chiampa
“I’m here to kick ass and drink whiskey, and pilgrim, I’m out of whiskey.” John Wayne
“Whiskey is an acquired taste for people who have acquired taste.” Paul Chiampa
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” Mark Twain
“Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Sounds like the perfect evening.” Paul Chiampa
“Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets.” Winston Churchill
“Scotch and water? Why ruin good scotch?” Paul Chiampa
“If I cannot drink whiskey and smoke cigars in Heaven, then I shall not go.”
Mark Twain
“I don’t drink anything I can see through.” Paul Chiampa
Always carry a flagon of whisky in case of snakebite, and, furthermore, always carry a small snake.” W.C. Fields
“I can drink and I can drive. I just can’t drink and drive.”Paul Chiampa (on golf)
“The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.” Winston Churchill
“With self-driving cars, I no longer have to worry about driving myself to drink.” Paul Chiampa
“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.” Tommy Cooper
“I’m a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whisky for three, and enough women for four.” Joel Rosenberg
“Ninety percent of my time I’ll spend on good times, women, and whiskey. The other ten percent I’ll probably waste.” Tug McGraw
“I like my whiskey old, and my women young.” Errol Flynn
“Love makes the world go round. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.” Compton MacKenzie
“…the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.” Ava Gardner
“Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it’s time to drink.” Haruki Murakami
“Whiskey is liquid sunshine.” George Bernard Shaw
“…the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.” William Faulkner
“The light music of whiskey falling into a glass..an agreeable interlude.” James Joyce