November 11, 2019
The public impeachment hearings are about to start. I do not expect the same level of professional comportment from the Republican inquisitors that we got in the Watergate hearings. The first tell is putting Jim Jordan on the intelligence committee because Devin Nunez wasn’t enough of a toady. Regardless, I have some recommendations for the Republicans if they want to come out of these hearings with the only shred of dignity they have left.
One. Do not argue that there was no quid pro quo. There was. Get over it. You can’t be deniers like you are with climate change. You can make the ridiculous arguments that the quid pro quo is not wrong, or that everyone does it, but don’t insult my and your intelligence by claiming it never happened.
Two. Do not complain about the “deep state.” You have no idea what the deep state is. The concept of the deep state is a conspiracy theory. And the deep state you are referring to is composed of the men and women of the state, justice, and defense departments, who have sworn an oath to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
Three. Do not tell me this is not impeachable. If this isn’t, what is? Nixon was guilty of a two-bit burglary, lying about it, covering it up, and obstruction. At it’s heart, it was a dirty trick. Bill Clinton was guilty of just being dirty, and lying about it. These acts offended our national sense of decency, but neither of these acts affected our national security.
Four. Do not try to confuse the public. I know you think the public is made up of a bunch of know-nothings like Lindsay Graham, but don’t be surprised if people have a sudden epiphany. They actually may read the transcripts. The case against the President is elegantly simple. So simple in fact that even you can understand it.
Five. Do not try to blame the three amigos…Giuliani, Mulvaney, and Sondland. Nobody believes that the gang who couldn’t shoot straight had any reason to dream up this disaster on its own. You know whose idea it was. There is only one person who has whole heartedly embraced conspiracies like birtherism and QAnon.
Six. Do not allow the President to obstruct justice, stonewall, and assert executive privilege. You said you wanted transparency. Do you? If the President hasn’t done anything wrong, you should welcome full disclosure. Sunshine is the best disinfectant blah blah blah.
Seven. Do not ask to unmask the whistleblower. You do know the whistleblower law was designed to protect the identities of whistleblowers to protect them against people like you. Is there any doubt that the POTUS wouldn’t savage the whistleblower on Twitter, call him a member of the deep state, accuse him of being a never-Trumper, call him a liar, and put his life at risk?
Never mind. Deny, complain, deflect, blame, and acquiesce. At least these are things you are actually good at.