May 12, 2021
Republicans are quickly being escorted by Donald Trump into the inferno as they descend down the nine circles of hell.
Limbo: Limbo is reserved for those poor souls who were not yet baptized by the demagoguery of Donald Trump, and voted for him in 2016. They can still be saved, but, as time passes, it looks a lot less likely.
Lust: This circle is populated with porn stars, politicians who paid off porn stars, and politicians who thought it was okay to grab women by the genitals. If you look around, you will see Jeffrey Epstein, Matt Gaetz, Roy Moore, Bill Clinton, and more. You will also see Evangelicals, who looked the other way while this was happening.
Gluttony: Here reside the selfish and the self-absorbed. They sacrificed the common good for personal self-interest and satisfaction. They sated themselves at their private clubs while others suffered.
Greed: The fourth circle of hell is filled with those obsessed with wealth. Those who favored tax cuts over all else. They used their increased wealth to pay lobbyists, who, in turn, secured more tax cuts. Also, those born into great wealth and then squandered it suffer here as well.
Wrath: Politicians, driven by hate and anger, are doomed here. They include those who rail against the “crooked” media, the “deep state,” gold star families, Muslims, immigrants, women, blacks, and anyone else who disagrees with them. They get to spend eternity fighting amongst themselves.
Heresy: Here we find Republicans who refused to disavow the claim that the election was stolen.They drove out all others who refused to be complicit in the “Big Lie,” and branded them heretics.
Violence: The seventh ring of hell is reserved for mass murderers, and those who make it easier for mass murderers to get guns. Also, space is reserved for those who choose to do violence against nature by not protecting it.
Fraud: People who claim fraud with no evidence are frauds themselves, and deserving of the fires of hell. “Fraud is worse than violence because it uses uniquely human abilities for evil purposes.” They will be required forever to look for fraud where no fraud exists.
Treachery: Here we find the white supremacists and avowed racists, who were willing to attack the U.S. Capitol to overturn an election. Traitors earn the worst fate of all because treachery “betrays a sacred bond of trust.”
The Spin Doctor 