July 3, 2022
Now that the Supreme Court has made abortion illegal, and red states are following all over themselves to see who can enact the cruelest follow-on laws, women from all over the country are going to need alternatives for pre-natal healthcare. Women from blue states will not have a problem finding a qualified physician to perform an abortion. Unfortunately, for red state women, back alleys are back in play. Because of this and in the spirit of the American entrepreneurial spirit, I will be starting a new transportation company called Uter-US. Uter for short. Uter will have various levels of service.
UterXL will accommodate groups of six to the destination of your choice. It will be stocked with plenty of food and drinks because we know how hungry you get. You can share your tale of woe as you travel out of state. For an up charge, we will include an RN, who is licensed to carry a concealed weapon.
Uter Comfort provides extra legroom because we know how uncomfortable long rides to adjoining states can be, assuming you live someplace where an adjoining state provides abortion services. If you live in a place like Louisiana, Uter Comfort is definitely for you.
Uter Black provides a premium ride in a luxury car for black women because black women are the ones most likely impacted by the new laws. At Uter, we believe that Black Wives Matter.
Uter Black SUV provides a premium ride for six in a luxury SUV. See above. We are trying to deal with the new abortion restrictions, not the energy crisis or environmental consequences.
Uter Green. If burning too much fossil fuel on the way to your abortion is a concern of yours, don’t worry. We have Uter Green where you will be whisked away quietly in your personal electric vehicle. This is also helpful in maintaining a low profile from vigilantes.
We do have Uter WAV for seniors, but this is not about you.
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