December 22, 2021
308 is the number of rounds of golf Trump played while in office.
2 is the number of vaccine shots Trump received, 1 is the number of booster shots, and 0 is the number he admitted to while in office.
10 is the number of civil cases pending against Trump. The lawsuits, involving allegations that his security guards roughed up protesters outside Trump Tower in New York and allegations of defamation by former “Apprentice” contestant Summer Zervos, respectively, are just 2 cases in the mass of civil litigation Trump faces post-presidency.
3 is the number of times Trump has been married, and 5 is the number of children children he has, 3 with Ivana, 1 by Marla, and 1 by Melania. If things hadn’t worked out, he could have been an NBA basketball player.
0 is the number of books Trump reportedly read while in office, which is the same number he reportedly has read in the last 50 years.
5 is Trump’s reported handicap, which everyone knows is fake news.
244 pounds is what the President claimed to weigh according to the results of a physical performed in June 2020. This means the President is considered clinically obese and has a Body Mass Index (BMI) of 30.3.
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