July 7, 2021
Recent surveys have shown that 65% of Americans believe that alien life exists. Our defense department has documented hundreds of occurrences that cannot be explained. They label these episodes as Unidentified Aerial Phenomena. I am believer, and I also believe that alien life is already here. We have ample evidence because, in the parallel universe where the aliens come from, up is down and right is wrong. Do they have ulterior motives?
These aliens come from a world where global warming doesn’t exist. They don’t trust the earthling scientists, who all agree that climate change and global warming are existential threats. All the aliens have to do is look out the windows of their alien space crafts to see the devastating hurricanes, raging forest fires, record temperatures, melting glaciers, and rising oceans. Admittedly, their views are hampered by Trump 2020 stickers and Confederate flags.
The aliens believe that the last US presidential election was stolen even though every audit done since then has shown no proof. It is what we earthlings from the United States call the “Big Lie.” The aliens attacked the U.S. Capitol, and tried to tell the rest of us that it was a normal tourist visit that never happened. They wanted to see what our reaction would be. They got their answer, and are obviously getting ready for something bigger.
The Coronavirus doesn’t exist in the world where the aliens come from. As a result, they don’t wear masks, or feel the need to get vaccinated. Ironically, as the new Delta variant spreads around the globe, it is the aliens who are dying. 99% of US organisms that have died from COVID are aliens, who have not been vaccinated.
Finally, the aliens have their own sources of information. They tend to listen to other-worldly broadcasts from their control rooms back home wherever that is. They take their marching orders from human-like forms whose bodies have been taken over by the aliens. These humanoids spout evils lies designed to foment internal strife. Beware, the aliens are already here.
The Spin Doctor 