February 5, 2021
Back bencher Marjorie Taylor Greene is now an official no bencher. She was removed from her committee assignments is an unfortunately party line vote except for eleven Republicans. What does a no bencher do all day? Is it like retirement? She can use the Congressional gym to work out so she can keep up with young, Parkland shooting survivors. She can go to the Congressional shooting range to work on her marksmanship with a AR-15. She can get her vision tested so she doesn’t miss the next time a plane flies into the World Center. She can patrol the forests of California looking for Jewish space lasers. She could spend her time ferreting out Democrats who are drinking the blood of Christians and eating babies. She could go looking for Nazi collaborators. Seth Rich’s killer is still on the loose. We still need answers to Pizzagate and who was behind Charlottesville. She needs to find Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s body double. She will now have time to cancel herself out on social media. Or was she removed from her committees?
The Spin Doctor 