July 31, 2020
Vote Now
Trump wants to postpone the election because he is facing an historical loss at the polls and because that is what despots try to do. He insists that mail-in voting, and not absentee voting, is ripe for fraud. I have a different suggestion. Let’s vote now, and move the inauguration up to October. I am not sure we can take three more months of this theater of the absurd. I know I can’t.
1,000 people are dying every day. 200,000 deaths are just around the corner. Trump is prepared to march our children off to school with no plans or preparation. We have 50,000,000 people unemployed. Trump is going around talking about the American carnage that has been organized, orchestrated, executed by anarchists. Friends and sycophants lie with impunity, and get a free pass. His own niece calls him a deeply damaged individual. Why should we have to put with this nonsense?
Let’s vote now. No one’s opinion is going to change between now and November. Vote now, and Trump is out of office by Thanksgiving. People have time on their hands so it won’t be a burden. We can avoid the debates, and the mind numbing campaign season. No one has to interact. We can do it as a testament to John Lewis, and the John Lewis Voting Rights Act. Republicans won’t have time for monkey business at the polls. We can all celebrate Christmas and the holidays with the knowledge that the dragon has been slain. Happy New Year!
The Spin Doctor 