July 20, 2020
Donald Trump once again claimed to have a very big brain in his recent interview with Chris Wallace on Fox as he bragged about acing a cognitive test for Alzheimer’s patients. He was able to identify an elephant, and state accurately where he was sitting. Here is another cognitive test that you may want to take. The answers are below. Good luck.
1. Name the President of the United States.
2. Name a general who supports Trump. Attorney Generals don’t count.
3. Which racist was the Edmund Pettus Bridge named after?
4. Abraham Lincoln was a Republican. True or False.
5. The Confederate Flag is a symbol of (1) the South, (2) freedom of speech, (3) slavery.
6. More testing yields more cases. True or False.
7. Circle the picture of the elephant. For extra credit, which political party does it represent?
8. Count backwards from 100.
9. Without hesitating, name all your wives and the children you had with each and whether there is NDA in place.
10. Name a book (not including The Bible)
Answers:
1. Don’t know. The current President is AWOL.
2. There aren’t any.
3. Edmund Pettuce
4. Republican. Who knew?
5. Trump says freedom of speech. Racists say The South. The answer is slavery.
6. Batshit crazy. False.
7. Once upon a time, the elephant was the symbol of something called Republican Party.
8. No credit if you turn around when answering the question.
9. Ivana, Ivanka, two boys, (pause) the second one…oh, crap
10. “I’ll get back to you” is not an acceptable answer.
The Spin Doctor 