Payback is a Bitch
The idiom “revenge is a dish best served cold” means that vengeance is more satisfying when it is planned, delayed, and executed after time has passed, rather than in an immediate, hot-headed reaction. The phrase was notably used in Mario Puzo’s The Godfather (1969). La vendetta è un piatto che va servito freddo. Revenge is not a political platform, but it would be immensely satisfying. Here is my revenge list lest we forget.
Rescind the pardons of the January 6th rioters. Review all of Trump’s pardons for conflicts of interest, political graft and corruption.
Take Trump’s name off of the Kennedy Center, and remove all of his appointees.
Fire all ICE agents hired by Kristi Noem. Impeach Kristi Noem for tolerating any number of ICE-perpetrated, criminal actions. Investigate the ICE agent, who shot Renee Good in the face three times.
Impeach Pam Bondi for refusing to release the Epstein files on time, and in their entirety. Impeach her also for bringing spurious and unsubstantiated charges against James Comey, Letitia James and the five Democratic lawmakers who posted a video about disobeying illegal, military orders.
Tear down the East Wing ballroom.
Kill plans for the Arc de Trump.
Reinstitute legal proceedings against Trump for the January 6th uprising, and the storing of classified documents at Mar-a-Lago.
Repatriate the $500 million dollars of Venezuelan oil money that Trump deposited in an off shore account in the Cayman Islands.
Investigate Trump, the Trump family, and Trump associates for conflicts of interest, graft and corruption, including crypto investments.
Investigate Trump’s interference in FIFA.
Impeach Pete Hegseth for potentially sharing war plans with our enemies, and indict him as a war criminal for murdering people in the Caribbean and the Pacific without any evidence and due process. Impeach him also for bringing charges against Captain, war hero, Naval pilot, astronaut, husband of a Congresswoman, who was almost murdered in a political assassination attempt, and US Senator Mark Kelly.
Rip out all of the cheap, gold bling from the Oval Office and the Lincoln bathroom.
Replace the Presidential portraits and their commentary that Trump installed in the White House.
Bulldoze the White House patio, and replant the Rose Garden.
Return DC’s public golf courses back to the public.
Replace all of Trump’s appointees to the Federal Reserve. Impeach Trump for tampering with an independent agency.
Impeach Trump for invading Greenland. Even if he doesn’t attack, impeach Trump for talking about invading Greenland, a NATO member.
Capture and return the former President of Honduras to jail.
Rescind tax cuts for the rich and corporations, and extend the subsidies for the ACA.
Reinstate USAID. Refund and restaff the Department of Education, FEMA, NOAA, CDC, and the CFSB.
Sue RFK, Jr. for medical malpractice, remove all of his cronies, and get back to science-based recommendations.
Sue anyone, including Elon Musk, for illegally obtaining personal information on US citizens.
Replace any military and/or National Guard officer, who illegally deployed troops to U.S. cities.
Return the Nobel Peace Prize.
Replace deleted mentions of January 6th, and slavery at the Smithsonian.
Drop all cases against US universities, and return funding.
Eliminate the visa gold card, and reinstate visa application processing from 75 banned countries.
Stop wage garnishment procedures on students running behind on their tuition loan payments.
Blacklist law firms, who have cooperated with Trump.
Initiate oversight on the AI and crypto businesses.
Delist DJT.
Return to tariff agreements pre-Trump.
Pass immigration legislation that Tump killed during the Biden administration.
Impose term limits on the Supreme Court.
Challenge Supreme Court decisions regarding campaign funding, abortion, Presidential immunity, and the Civil Rights Act.
Remove the Trump dollar coin with his mug shot on it from circulation.
Impeach Trump for his campaign and frivolous law suit against Chairman Jerome Powell, which threatens the independence of the Federal Reserve.
Shut down the gift shop adjacent to the Oval Office.
Force Trump to pay Jean Carroll.
Reverse all of Trump’s executive orders regarding climate change.
Do away with the Board of Peace with its $1B membership fee.
Force Trump to release his medical and financial records.
Eliminate Trump accounts for children. He needs to be kept as far away from children as possible.
Eliminate the Trump Visa Gold card.
Expunge Trump’s mug shot from the National Parks pass. Not only is he defaming George Washington, he is scaring the crap out of park visitors.
I am sure that I have left some things off of my list. It’s hard to keep track of all of the BS. There will be more to come, but I am okay with my words, which are best eaten cold.