January 6, 2023
Per Wikipedia, “owning the libs” is a political strategy used by some conservatives in the United States that focuses on upsetting political liberals. Users of the strategy emphasize and expand upon culture war issues intended to be divisive to provoke a reaction in others. As I watch the car wreck that is the Republican Party trying to elect a Speaker of the House, I am not feeling particularly owned. There are a lot slur names and phrases for the Republican Party that come to mind that capture the moment. The Clown Car. The Insurrectionists. The Raucous Caucus. The McCarthy Hearings. Gaetz Gate. The Greene New Deal. Gang-nam Style. The Caucasian Caucus. Red ties, white necks and Blue Ribbon beer. The Laddie and the Trump. The Gray Old Party. We’ve fallen down, and we can’t get up.
If you are trying to own me, you are going to have to do better. The reality is you can’t be owned by anyone for whom you have no respect. You can’t be owned by crazy. You can only be owned by something that has a scintilla truth. When the truth is negotiable, the only reaction you’ll get from the Libs is pity.